About
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
We are the most secretive club in the entire known universe. So secret that you've probably never heard of us until now. We meet in our secret location, attend and eat out at secret pizza restaurants, give each other secret handshakes, and live the most secret lives.
What do we do? We can't say much more because anything else about us is a matter shrouded in mystery - like an owl camouflaged in the trees.
Our Team
William Wop
President
The big boss. William is the head of The Secret Club and presides over all meetings and is in charge of long-term strategic planning for our club.
Mia Grayton
Secretary
The scribe. Mia is responsible for organizing and recording all meetings, memberships, and communications in written documents.
Steve White
Event Coordinator
The doer guy. Steve organizes our secret events to the most microscopic detail and sets up our meetings and events for our members.
Events
Hackathons
Our semi-annual event where we attempt to secretly hack into the mainframes and servers of international, top-secret organizations.
Raves
Our monthly event where we drunkedly flail our physical forms to the beat of the tempo.
Pizza Parties
Our weekly event where we engorge in the pan-fried carcasses of beasts and vegetation to quench our carnal desires.
Shop
Secret Burrito
$5
Secret Box
$20
Secret Face Mask
$50
Secret Hat
$30
Secret Magnifying Glass
$15
Secret Trench Coat
$100
Contact Us
| 012 345 6789 | |
| info@thesecretclub.com | |
| Monday - Tuesday, 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM | |
| The Underground Bunker at Pee Pee Island, NL |